Fosstercuss is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, temperamental wasp.

Fosstercuss created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fosstercuss, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fosstercuss, he will not care.

Fosstercuss' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Fosstercuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Do not covet oxen.