Fosstercuss is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, temperamental
wasp.
Fosstercuss created time and space four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fosstercuss, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Fosstercuss, he will not care.
Fosstercuss' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Fosstercuss' Holy Commandments1. Never look at planets.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Never write about moons.
5. Do not covet oxen.