Barnfumgar is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unfair fish.

Barnfumgar created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnfumgar, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Barnfumgar, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Barnfumgar's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Barnfumgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Never hurt badgers.

5. Do not eat garlic.