Parkrilvaggig is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciless
alligator.
Parkrilvaggig created silver nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Parkrilvaggig, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Parkrilvaggig, he will remove you from existence.
Parkrilvaggig's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Parkrilvaggig's Holy Commandments1. Put Parkrilvaggig first in all things.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Never think ill of sick birds.
4. Never run in holy places.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.