Parkrilvaggig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciless alligator.

Parkrilvaggig created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkrilvaggig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Parkrilvaggig, he will remove you from existence.

Parkrilvaggig's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Parkrilvaggig's Holy Commandments

1. Put Parkrilvaggig first in all things.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never think ill of sick birds.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.