Tettibapnart is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, tranquil crow.

Tettibapnart created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettibapnart, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tettibapnart, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tettibapnart's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Tettibapnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Tettibapnart.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.