Jenfonbedfet is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, uncaring badger.

Jenfonbedfet created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenfonbedfet, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jenfonbedfet, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Jenfonbedfet's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Jenfonbedfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick bats.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Jenfonbedfet must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. You must pray to Jenfonbedfet nine times a day.