Besthubnuttrut is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome parrot.

Besthubnuttrut created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Besthubnuttrut, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Besthubnuttrut, she will think nothing of it.

Besthubnuttrut's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Besthubnuttrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of great tits.

2. Besthubnuttrut must be the most important thing in your life.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Worship no other gods but Besthubnuttrut.
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