Farbinsat is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent hare.

Farbinsat created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farbinsat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Farbinsat, she will turn you into a goat.

Farbinsat's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Farbinsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.