Dodyikcad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, tranquil toad.

Dodyikcad created Europe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodyikcad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dodyikcad, it will turn you into a snail.

Dodyikcad's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dodyikcad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dodyikcad.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Retreat if five badgers approach from the south.

5. Never paint your arms pink.