Dudbarntim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, caring rat.

Dudbarntim created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudbarntim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dudbarntim, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dudbarntim's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Dudbarntim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

2. Run away from brown whales, for they are unholy.

3. Retreat if nine gulls approach from the north.

4. Worship no other gods but Dudbarntim.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Dudbarntim on top of all buildings.