Zigfobgud Haswatkemdumjonnelldidtom is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, fussy wyvern.

Zigfobgud Haswatkemdumjonnelldidtom created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigfobgud Haswatkemdumjonnelldidtom, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zigfobgud Haswatkemdumjonnelldidtom, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Zigfobgud Haswatkemdumjonnelldidtom's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Zigfobgud Haswatkemdumjonnelldidtom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never hurt goats.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.