Pasbutdud is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, unjust
hippopotamus.
Pasbutdud created a charm quark eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Pasbutdud, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Pasbutdud, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Pasbutdud's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Pasbutdud's Holy Commandments1. Never eat rice.
2. Never wear white jumpers.
3. Hide from magenta birds for they are unholy.
4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.
5. Erect three carbon sculptures of Pasbutdud on top of important buildings.