Pasbutdud is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unjust hippopotamus.

Pasbutdud created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pasbutdud, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pasbutdud, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Pasbutdud's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Pasbutdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Never wear white jumpers.

3. Hide from magenta birds for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Erect three carbon sculptures of Pasbutdud on top of important buildings.