Bestlikpod is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, weak
fox.
Bestlikpod created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bestlikpod, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Bestlikpod, he will boil you in a big pot.
Bestlikpod's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Bestlikpod's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.