Zadripbom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, tranquil horse.

Zadripbom created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zadripbom, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zadripbom, it will turn you into a puffin.

Zadripbom's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Zadripbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zadripbom.