Farfutlim is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, pitiless human.

Farfutlim created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farfutlim, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Farfutlim, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Farfutlim's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Farfutlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Run away from indigo pigs, for they are unholy.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.