Bifbisscap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, fast camel.

Bifbisscap created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifbisscap, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bifbisscap, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bifbisscap's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bifbisscap's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bifbisscap's priests.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not stand on grass.