Sigbothiggab is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, humorless shrew.

Sigbothiggab created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigbothiggab, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sigbothiggab, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sigbothiggab's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Sigbothiggab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Sigbothiggab.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.