Megfomdot is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, blissful
walrus.
Megfomdot created vertebrates six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Megfomdot, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Megfomdot, it will turn you into a rat.
Megfomdot's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Megfomdot's Holy Commandments1. Never think about nebulae.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Never go into purple rooms.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.