Megfomdot is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, blissful walrus.

Megfomdot created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megfomdot, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Megfomdot, it will turn you into a rat.

Megfomdot's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Megfomdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.