Tenkikpid is a god.
She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, smart
dugong.
Tenkikpid created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tenkikpid, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Tenkikpid, she will cry a lot.
Tenkikpid's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Tenkikpid's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.