Ominfedbum is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, duplicitous wren.

Ominfedbum created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominfedbum, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ominfedbum, he will have a low opinion of you.

Ominfedbum's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Ominfedbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always help snakes in need.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Do not make images of living things.
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