Dotyattcad is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome shrew.

Dotyattcad created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotyattcad, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dotyattcad, she will not invite you to parties.

Dotyattcad's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dotyattcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.