Dutgigdab is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, wise coyote.

Dutgigdab created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutgigdab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dutgigdab, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dutgigdab's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Dutgigdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never wear black coats.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Dutgigdab must be the most important thing in your life.