Hivnibnil is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, annoying giraffe.

Hivnibnil created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivnibnil, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hivnibnil, he will destroy your favourite star.

Hivnibnil's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Hivnibnil's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals in need.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hivnibnil.

3. Put Hivnibnil first in all things.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always take life seriously.
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