Pangomfodmitmip is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, intelligent yak.

Pangomfodmitmip created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangomfodmitmip, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pangomfodmitmip, she will destroy your home solar system.

Pangomfodmitmip's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Pangomfodmitmip's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Put Pangomfodmitmip first in all things.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.
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