Timsinarf is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, self-confident
toad.
Timsinarf created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Timsinarf, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Timsinarf, he will turn you into a puffin.
Timsinarf's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Timsinarf's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Timsinarf.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Never run in the presence of capybaras.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.