Timsinarf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, self-confident toad.

Timsinarf created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Timsinarf, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Timsinarf, he will turn you into a puffin.

Timsinarf's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Timsinarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Timsinarf.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never run in the presence of capybaras.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.