Fagpangnull is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, uncaring goose.

Fagpangnull created a quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagpangnull, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fagpangnull, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Fagpangnull's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Fagpangnull's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

3. Always obey Fagpangnull's priests.

4. Never feed melons to cats while wearing brown scarves.

5. Never paint your hands fawn.
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