Bissyogdod is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, boastful tortoise.

Bissyogdod created humanity five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissyogdod, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bissyogdod, it will be mildly annoyed.

Bissyogdod's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bissyogdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill porpoises.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Erect six iron sculptures of Bissyogdod on top of important buildings.