Tar is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, bad-tempered
alligator.
Tar created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tar, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Tar, he will turn you into a slug.
Tar's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Tar's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Never paint your face yellow.
3. Never write about cell theory.
4. Run away if three geese approach from the north.
5. Do not kill monkeys.