Tar is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, bad-tempered alligator.

Tar created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tar, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tar, he will turn you into a slug.

Tar's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Tar's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never paint your face yellow.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Run away if three geese approach from the north.

5. Do not kill monkeys.