Binxemmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, uncaring clam.

Binxemmeg created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binxemmeg, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Binxemmeg, it will send you a sign.

Binxemmeg's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Binxemmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always treat turtles with great respect.

5. Do not commit murder.