Bomvendodfadfutstafmob Habbusdon is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, capable camel.

Bomvendodfadfutstafmob Habbusdon created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomvendodfadfutstafmob Habbusdon, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bomvendodfadfutstafmob Habbusdon, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bomvendodfadfutstafmob Habbusdon's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bomvendodfadfutstafmob Habbusdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Never run in the presence of pigs.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Hide if five horses approach from the north.