Fabrigmot Vinbelleg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm dingo.

Fabrigmot Vinbelleg created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fabrigmot Vinbelleg, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fabrigmot Vinbelleg, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fabrigmot Vinbelleg's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Fabrigmot Vinbelleg's Holy Commandments

1. Fabrigmot Vinbelleg loves voles, so they must be honoured.

2. Always wear white.

3. Worship no other gods but Fabrigmot Vinbelleg.

4. Always treat badgers with great respect.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.