Dabfemflat is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, uncaring snake.

Dabfemflat created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Dabfemflat, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dabfemflat, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dabfemflat's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dabfemflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dabfemflat.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never feed garlic to birds while wearing brown shirts.