Bellnabtafhud is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, resourceful dolphin.

Bellnabtafhud created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellnabtafhud, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bellnabtafhud, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bellnabtafhud's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bellnabtafhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never run in the presence of nematodes.

4. Never hurt monkeys.

5. Do not hurt porpoises.