Stragyarportlib Hinbamrul is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, amazing wyrm.

Stragyarportlib Hinbamrul created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragyarportlib Hinbamrul, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stragyarportlib Hinbamrul, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Stragyarportlib Hinbamrul's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Stragyarportlib Hinbamrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Always help swans in need.

3. Feed all hungry snails.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.