Bodtailhab is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unjust narwhal.

Bodtailhab created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodtailhab, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bodtailhab, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Bodtailhab's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bodtailhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Always help foxes in need.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Always treat dogs with great respect.

5. Do not speak about pineapples.