Waphapgen is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, caring horse.

Waphapgen created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Waphapgen, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Waphapgen, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Waphapgen's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Waphapgen's Holy Commandments

1. Put Waphapgen first in all things.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Never talk about capybaras.

5. Never talk about black holes.