Fubwandum is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fast fly.

Fubwandum created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubwandum, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fubwandum, it will destroy your favourite star.

Fubwandum's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Fubwandum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about squirrels.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.