Rotbagfed is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unthinking cow.

Rotbagfed created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotbagfed, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rotbagfed, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Rotbagfed's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Rotbagfed's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rotbagfed.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

5. Worship no other gods but Rotbagfed.