Queegzagnat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, able camel.

Queegzagnat created light seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegzagnat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Queegzagnat, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Queegzagnat's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Queegzagnat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Always help frogs.

5. Always treat tortoises with great respect.