Mumhanbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, irritating dove.

Mumhanbaf created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumhanbaf, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mumhanbaf, he will curse you with boils.

Mumhanbaf's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Mumhanbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Mumhanbaf.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Always help grasshopers.