Naknullkim is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, irritating raccoon.

Naknullkim created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Naknullkim, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Naknullkim, she will send minions to preach to you.

Naknullkim's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Naknullkim's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Naknullkim five times a day.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Naknullkim.

4. Always look after injured ducks.

5. Always treat geese with great respect.