Armjapvid Rutnadbappascim is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, deceitful coyote.

Armjapvid Rutnadbappascim created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armjapvid Rutnadbappascim, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Armjapvid Rutnadbappascim, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Armjapvid Rutnadbappascim's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Armjapvid Rutnadbappascim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Do not kill great tits.

5. Do not hurt dogs.