Lidquafomin Genlidxin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonourable weasel.

Lidquafomin Genlidxin created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidquafomin Genlidxin, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Lidquafomin Genlidxin, she will turn you into a mouse.

Lidquafomin Genlidxin's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Lidquafomin Genlidxin's Holy Commandments

1. Lidquafomin Genlidxin loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

2. Always help snails.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Lidquafomin Genlidxin must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about gravity.