Gedranflab is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, confident rhinoceros.

Gedranflab created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedranflab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gedranflab, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Gedranflab's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gedranflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Do not hurt frogs.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.