Dodnelsas is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, omniscient lobster.

Dodnelsas created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Dodnelsas, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dodnelsas, she will not invite you to parties.

Dodnelsas' most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dodnelsas' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never laugh in the presence of monkeys.

5. Dodnelsas must be the most important thing in your life.