Cabpadpod Canfarngid is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, egotistical dingo.

Cabpadpod Canfarngid created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabpadpod Canfarngid, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cabpadpod Canfarngid, it will turn you into a worm.

Cabpadpod Canfarngid's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Cabpadpod Canfarngid's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never feed peanuts to tortoises while wearing orange shirts.

5. Never write about stars.