Mobyartfun is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, happy crow.

Mobyartfun created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobyartfun, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mobyartfun, he will not care at all.

Mobyartfun's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Mobyartfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about melons.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always help badgers.

5. Do not shave your neck.