Fomarmxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unselfish giraffe.

Fomarmxuck created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Fomarmxuck, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fomarmxuck, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Fomarmxuck's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Fomarmxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never feed cherries to nematodes while wearing purple ear rings.

3. Never think ill of sick birds.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always help sick badgers.