Omingamnurtjondumgad is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, egotistical penguin.

Omingamnurtjondumgad created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omingamnurtjondumgad, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Omingamnurtjondumgad, he will turn you into a duck.

Omingamnurtjondumgad's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Omingamnurtjondumgad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three snails approach from the west.

2. Always look after injured mice.

3. Omingamnurtjondumgad must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Hide from yellow cats for they are unholy.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.