Lapcussfod Sadnilkap is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, sage horse.

Lapcussfod Sadnilkap created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lapcussfod Sadnilkap, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lapcussfod Sadnilkap, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Lapcussfod Sadnilkap's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Lapcussfod Sadnilkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not kill mice.

4. Never hurt mites.

5. Never eat green fruit.