Pomhivhamtarg Wod is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, humorless squirrel.

Pomhivhamtarg Wod created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomhivhamtarg Wod, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pomhivhamtarg Wod, he will send minions to preach to you.

Pomhivhamtarg Wod's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Pomhivhamtarg Wod's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near frogs.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Fast once a month.